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Won't you care to join us for breakfast?

Post by Johan Tercel on Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:07 am

[08:40:18] Grayscale : Howdy
[08:40:22] Thorin Shriekwind : hallo grey
[08:40:54] Thorin Shriekwind : We were sort of talking about you
[08:41:29] Zweihander : Yes we were.
[08:41:40] Zweihander : We've been expecting you.
[08:41:58] Grayscale : :D
[08:42:01] Thorin Shriekwind : *cutlery*
[08:42:08] Thorin Shriekwind : yes... expecting
[08:42:42] Zweihander : Would you cre to join us for breakfast?
[08:43:04] Thorin Shriekwind : We have a seat for you on the silver platter
[08:43:16] Zweihander : Most delightful.
[08:43:24] Grayscale : I just had lunch ^^
[08:43:43] Zweihander : Most ponies would kill to be here Gray.
[08:43:45] Thorin Shriekwind : Second lunch!
[08:44:04] Grayscale : Ok. I can't say no to a secon lunch
[08:44:06] Zweihander : Sit, relax, have some apples!
[08:44:13] Grayscale : second*
[08:44:31] Thorin Shriekwind : just sit there with them in your mouth
[08:44:51] Thorin Shriekwind : Try some of this stuffing
[08:44:57] Thorin Shriekwind : It is magnificent
[08:45:03] Zweihander : While I get Gunther le grand.
[08:45:31] Thorin Shriekwind : We're all marinading here, why not join us?
[08:45:37] Zweihander : Gustavs heir. He makes the most DELIGHTFUL sweetbreads.
[08:46:12] Thorin Shriekwind : mmmmmm offal
[08:46:19] Grayscale : I love seetbreads
[08:46:30] Grayscale : sweetbreads*
[08:46:38] Thorin Shriekwind : Truly?
[08:46:50] Zweihander : I'm sure you do Gray.
[08:47:09] Zweihander : Then you'll love Gunther to bits!
[08:48:13] Thorin Shriekwind : Im sure you're all cut up about the war
[08:48:27] Thorin Shriekwind : But Im sure that we can glaze over that
[08:49:13] Zweihander : Stuff you full of fresh hope
[08:49:33] Thorin Shriekwind : and season with sage advice
[08:50:41] Zweihander : Maybe heat up your love life?
[08:51:16] Zweihander : Kindle the flames of love with your gal pal?
[08:51:21] Thorin Shriekwind : get things cooking in the bedroom
[08:51:29] Grayscale : whaaaat? xD
[08:52:00] Thorin Shriekwind : I dont think we're getting through zwei
[08:53:04] Thorin Shriekwind : perhaps we should carve through some old prejudices
[08:54:41] Thorin Shriekwind : Cast aside those old unapetising ideas
[08:57:48] Thorin Shriekwind : and take the better cuts unto ourselves
[08:58:02] Zweihander : Pressure him into staying
[08:58:46] Zweihander : Let the creative juices stew for a while
[08:59:18] Thorin Shriekwind : truss him up and let him simmer
[08:59:58] Thorin Shriekwind : *totally feels like team rocket due to back and forth banter*
[09:00:04] Grayscale : I think I leave now.
[09:00:14] Zweihander : Enjoy the delicious aroma of progress
[09:00:20] * Grayscale runs away with the apples
[09:00:29] Thorin Shriekwind : THEIF
[09:00:50] Thorin Shriekwind : KILL, CRUSH, FRY IN BUTTER
[09:00:51] Zweihander : STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
[09:01:14] Zweihander : YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAWS OF PROPER DINING!
[09:01:17] Grayscale : I'm not going back into prison!!
[09:01:46] Thorin Shriekwind : YOU MAY NOT LEAVE THE TABLE UNTIL DINNER IS CONCLUDED
[09:01:47] * Grayscale runs faster
[09:01:47] Zweihander : GRIFFON PRISON IS WHERE YOU WERE DESTINED TO GO
[09:02:22] Thorin Shriekwind : SEVERAL GRIFFONS PRISONS
[09:02:34] Thorin Shriekwind : WITH BARS OF BONE
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Re: Won't you care to join us for breakfast?

Post by Sten Softclaw on Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:16 pm

Alright, this right here? This is godamn priceless.
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