Funny moments: Pony Drama Generator

[00:51:46 06/09/14] * CyberFlash moves with unnatural grace
[00:53:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : bwhahahahahaha
[00:53:13 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Tumblr leaks The Living Tombstone's Flim Flam shipfic, mayonnaise and plushies now banned from conventions.
[00:53:29 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Wha
[00:53:36 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...Wha
[00:54:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : don't worry it's not real
[00:54:43 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I still don't understand, though.
[00:55:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...I keep trying and keep failing to interpret that.
[00:56:21 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I would stop trying to think of implications
[00:56:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : it will lead to no good.
[00:56:47 06/09/14] CyberFlash : what I found is a "pony drama generator"
[00:56:52 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I'm not thinking of the implications. I'm still stuck on the statement itself.
[00:56:54 06/09/14] CyberFlash : that came up at random
[00:57:15 06/09/14] Hijinks : Mwuh!
[00:57:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Welcome back, Jinks.
[00:58:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Hello Hijinks
[00:59:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy realized Pinkie Pie is too much like Discord and decided to kill one of them.
[00:59:31 06/09/14] Hijinks : 
[00:59:59 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:00:01 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:00:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash :
[01:00:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy decided Spitfire is a background pony from now on.
[01:01:16 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:01:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : David Tennant angry about Tara Strong's FlashLight ship-fic, writes Transformers crossover fic, kills everyone.
[01:01:39 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:03:10 06/09/14] CyberFlash : 20% Cooler used in a new song by Garnika about f**ks, JanAnimations sighs.
[01:03:15 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Let's see what kinds of results I get...
[01:03:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Flash Sentry stole Purple Tinker's waifu and made Twist cry.
[01:04:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : That would be dramatic. None of those involved are exactly popular.
[01:05:06 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I apologize for this
[01:05:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Everfree Network leaks David Tennant's Flim Flam shipfic, bass cannons and Dragon Dildos now banned from conventions.
[01:05:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:06:11 06/09/14] @ Tayari : 20% Cooler used in a new song by makkon about f**ks, Screw Loose sighs.
[01:06:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash : holy crap
[01:06:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : makkon's fan-fic about Princess Molestia's adventures with Build-A-Bear plushies #1 on FimFiction.
[01:06:45 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  I'd listen to it.
[01:07:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Sherclop Pones's fan-fic about Rainbow Dash's adventures with microwaves #1 on FimFiction.
[01:08:19 06/09/14] CyberFlash : 20% Cooler used in a new song by Daniel Ingram about cupcakes, Amy Keating Rogers sighs.
[01:08:44 06/09/14] CyberFlash : for sheer hilarious redundancy
[01:08:47 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Everfree Network leaks makkon's Flim Flam shipfic, f**ks and f**ks now banned from conventions.
[01:10:01 06/09/14] @ Tayari : What the f**k.   Not in a convention, so I'm not double-banned!
[01:10:37 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Sethisto angry about Saberspark's FlashLight ship-fic, writes Shrek crossover fic, kills everyone.
[01:10:57 06/09/14] CyberFlash : lol
[01:11:07 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...Unsurprising. I think Sethisto favours Twixie shipping.
[01:11:18 06/09/14] CyberFlash : /mlp/ banned from BronyCon, reports Tumblr.
[01:11:31 06/09/14] CyberFlash : that sounds like it is pretty much accurate somehow
[01:11:51 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Probably, yeah.
[01:11:56 06/09/14] @ Tayari : makkon's fan-fic about Button Mash's adventures with PS2's #1 on FimFiction.
[01:12:03 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  I'd read it.
[01:12:08 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Maybe.
[01:12:54 06/09/14] CyberFlash : it makes sense
[01:13:02 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Yep.
[01:13:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash : haaa
[01:13:14 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Flash Sentry stole Alex S.'s waifu and made Twilight Sparkle cry.
[01:13:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:13:37 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Screw Loose wrote a grimdark fic about Twilight Sparkle turning Princess Molestia into cupcakes.
[01:13:46 06/09/14] @ Tayari : JanAnimations wrote a grimdark fic about Princess Molestia turning Mayor Mare into f**ks.
[01:13:57 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ok yours is better
[01:14:37 06/09/14] CyberFlash : doubt this will happen
[01:14:39 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Tara Strong banned from MLP-MSP, reports Tumblr.
[01:14:52 06/09/14] @ Tayari : MLP-MSP?
[01:15:32 06/09/14] CyberFlash : no idea
[01:15:36 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Horse News planning to release special edition bits with f**ks.
[01:16:06 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Flash Sentry stole Purple Tinker's waifu and made Twilight Sparkle cry.
[01:16:14 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Seemed relevant to an earlier one.
[01:16:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Merriwether Williams decided Discord is a background pony from now on.
[01:17:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Lauren Faust's publisher gets wrong manuscript, prints Saberspark's DiscoShy shipfic instead.
[01:17:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Garnika's song about Princess Celestia was remixed by Sherclop Pones into a song about John de Lancie's fritter.
[01:18:05 06/09/14] * Tayari tries to find a relevant image for the Discord one.
[01:18:08 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Welcome back, Jinks.
[01:18:13 06/09/14] CyberFlash : wb Jinxie
[01:18:15 06/09/14] Hijinks : nyah
[01:18:23 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Much to everyone's surprise, Saberspark outbid Obama at EverfreeNW's charity auction to win a one of a kind Mic Check body pillow.
[01:20:36 06/09/14] @ Tayari : A little late, but:
SPOILER:
[01:22:14 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Dave Polsky quits the fandom over tweets from Dave Polsky.
[01:23:44 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahahaha
[01:23:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : BronyCon invited John de Lancie, but ran out of beer cozies and had to cancel.
[01:24:40 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Steve Holt!'s fan-fic about Screwball's adventures with Brony documentaries #1 on FimFiction.
[01:24:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Steve Holt!
[01:25:13 06/09/14] CyberFlash : huzzah!
[01:25:27 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Sethisto quits the fandom over tweets from JanAnimations.
[01:26:17 06/09/14] CyberFlash : M. A. Larson's fan-fic about Twilight Sparkle's adventures with Twilicanes #1 on FimFiction.
[01:28:21 06/09/14] Hijinks :
[01:28:43 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Josh Haber decided Spike is a background pony from now on.
[01:28:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
SPOILER:
[01:29:31 06/09/14] CyberFlash : EquestriaLA invited JHaller, but ran out of f**ks and had to cancel.
[01:29:56 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:30:37 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Much to everyone's surprise, Meghan McCarthy outbid Merriwether Williams at Las Pegasus Unicon's charity auction to win a one of a kind Young and Hot Granny Smith body pillow.
[01:32:36 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Daniel Ingram angry about Steve Holt!'s FlashLight ship-fic, writes Doctor Who crossover fic, kills everyone.
[01:32:44 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy realized Twilight Sparkle is too much like King Sombra and decided to kill one of them.
[01:32:54 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Shouldn't have used dark magic those times, Sparkle.
[01:33:18 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Also,  Steve Holt!
[01:33:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Executive fanfiction!
[01:33:52 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Obama's fan-fic about Princess Celestia's adventures with Twilicanes #1 on FimFiction.
[01:34:01 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:34:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash : for you *pats on head*
[01:34:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Steve Holt! quits the fandom over tweets from Sethisto.
[01:34:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:35:08 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Amy Keating Rogers decided Maud Pie is a background pony from now on.
[01:35:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy gives Spike a new catchphrase: "Holy deep-fried Twilicanes!"
[01:35:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...That's not going to be taken well.
[01:35:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : "holy deep fried twilicanes batman!
[01:35:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Zachary Rich suspected of using pirated signed copy of Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder, as reported by DerpyHoovesNews.
[01:36:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Amy Keating Rogers realized Rainbow Dash is too much like Sweetie Belle and decided to kill one of them.
[01:36:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : So close yet so far from dressing in style?
[01:36:47 06/09/14] CyberFlash : heh
[01:37:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Josh Haber decided Screwball is a background pony from now on.
[01:37:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : No s***.
[01:37:38 06/09/14] Hijinks :
[01:38:40 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy decided Vinyl Scratch is a background pony from now on.
[01:38:44 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Again, no s***.
[01:38:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I'm keeping a list of the best ones
[01:39:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Alex S. suspected of using pirated f**ks, as reported by Equestria Daily.
[01:39:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Obama quits the fandom over tweets from Sethisto.
[01:39:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari : MLP Problems angry about Dave Polsky's RariDash ship-fic, writes Kill la Kill crossover fic, kills everyone.
[01:40:10 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I have no idea what Kill la Kill is actually about, but I'm assuming that's fitting.
[01:40:15 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahaha
[01:40:21 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Josh Haber realized Vinyl Scratch is too much like Doctor Whooves and decided to kill one of them.
[01:40:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : MLP-MSP invited Meghan McCarthy, but ran out of Twilicanes and had to cancel.
[01:41:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : giving them out like candy
[01:41:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Lauren Faust realized Scootaloo is too much like Princess Luna and decided to kill one of them.
[01:41:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : EverfreeNW invited Meghan McCarthy, but ran out of spoilers and had to cancel.
[01:41:28 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:41:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I'm laughing so hard at that right now
[01:42:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Garnika quits the fandom over tweets from Nicolas Cage.
[01:42:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Oh wow...
[01:42:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy realized Scootaloo is too much like Scootaloo and decided to kill one of them.
[01:42:34 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Presidential Scandal: TheBronyChef and Obama now officially dating, Garnika angry because that was their waifu.
[01:42:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan must really hate Scootaloo
[01:42:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I thought they already did a cloning episode.
[01:43:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : yeah
[01:43:33 06/09/14] CyberFlash : EquestriaLA invited Saberspark, but ran out of f**ks and had to cancel.
[01:43:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy decided Queen Chrysalis is a background pony from now on.
[01:44:31 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  Saberspark leaked nudes of Moe Fluttershy on Tumblr.
[01:45:13 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Lauren Faust quits the fandom over tweets from Steve Holt!.
[01:45:33 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Amy Keating Rogers decided Twilight Sparkle is a background pony from now on.
[01:45:45 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Josh Haber decided Twilight Sparkle is a background pony from now on.
[01:45:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : *clap clap clap clap clap*
[01:45:51 06/09/14] @ Tayari : It was a group decision.
[01:45:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : lol
[01:46:32 06/09/14] CyberFlash : M. A. Larson realized Spitfire is too much like Sweetie Belle and decided to kill one of them.
[01:46:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Spitfire somehow doesn't actually have a cutie mark...?
[01:47:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : People are indecisive over what it will be.
[01:47:29 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Or what it should be, rather.
[01:47:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : have we actually seen it in an episode? I can't recall
[01:48:03 06/09/14] CyberFlash : or are you talking about Sweetie
[01:48:16 06/09/14] CyberFlash : because I'm tired right now lol
[01:48:20 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Las Pegasus Unicon invited David Tennant, but ran out of f**ks and had to cancel.
[01:49:01 06/09/14] CyberFlash : okay this one actually makes sense again
[01:49:03 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Love and Tolerate used in a new song by Alex S. about shipfics, JanAnimations sighs.
[01:49:16 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Spitfire had a Cutie Mark in some episodes, but it differed from the fanon. Or it might've been early canon that got changed, I'm not sure.
[01:49:33 06/09/14] Hijinks :
[01:49:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Eurobeat Brony leaked nudes of Button's Mom on Equestria Daily.
[01:50:46 06/09/14] @ Tayari : MLP Problems wrote a grimdark fic about Princess Cadence turning King Sombra into plushies.
[01:50:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Sethisto quits the fandom over tweets from Sethisto.
[01:50:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : That sounds like a fun fic.
[01:52:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : might actually read that
[01:53:16 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Josh Haber realized Twilight Sparkle is too much like Octavia and decided to kill one of them.
[01:53:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : lol
[01:53:45 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Josh Haber decided Tom is a background pony from now on.
[01:54:07 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...I don't even know any characterizations of Octavia which make her even slightly similar to Twilight.
[01:54:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Lauren Faust decided Princess Celestia is a background pony from now on.
[01:54:34 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Queen Chrysalis automatically becomes all-powerful when written by Lauren Faust.
[01:54:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : heh
[01:54:59 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...Nope, nothing to worry about with that pair of statements.
[01:55:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash : true XD
[01:55:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Dave Polsky realized Twilight Sparkle is too much like Princess Cadence and decided to kill one of them.
[01:55:33 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ouch
[01:55:38 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Alternate joke: Lauren Faust wrote the 'Chrysalis overpowers Celestia' scene to fulfill her plans before the other writers took back control.
[01:55:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : dang that is perfect
[01:56:20 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Obama angry about Sethisto's RariDash ship-fic, writes Rambo crossover fic, kills everyone.
[01:56:26 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahahahahahahaha
[01:56:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy decided Applejack is a background pony from now on.
[01:56:35 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:56:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hehehehehehe it got one on the nose
[01:57:31 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[01:57:47 06/09/14] CyberFlash : sorry it's just funny
[01:57:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash : /mlp/ planning to release special edition plushies with plushies.
[01:57:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  I know.
[01:58:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Dave Polsky decided Screwball is a background pony from now on.
[01:58:33 06/09/14] @ Tayari : No s***- wait, I thought we had this one already?
[01:58:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : maybe
[01:58:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : well different person deciding but yeah
[01:59:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy angry about Andrew W.K.'s RariJack ship-fic, writes Terminator crossover fic, kills everyone.
[01:59:07 06/09/14] CyberFlash : makes some sense
[01:59:23 06/09/14] CyberFlash : at least a Terminator would be trying to kill everypony
[01:59:41 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ahh now if conventions really did this
[01:59:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : EquestriaLA invited John de Lancie, but ran out of party cannons and had to cancel.
[02:00:32 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Twitter leaks season finale twist: Amy Keating Rogers makes Spike the Princess of cupcakes.
[02:01:12 06/09/14] CyberFlash : DeviantART leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Pinkie Pie the Princess of bass cannons.
[02:01:21 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Dave Polsky realized Discord is too much like Daring Do and decided to kill one of them.
[02:01:42 06/09/14] CyberFlash : whaaaaaa
[02:01:44 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Dave Polsky publicly announces that they will not attend Nightmare Nights next year unless there are enough Dragon Dildos to last their entire visit.
[02:02:42 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Merriwether Williams realized Spitfire is too much like Sunset Shimmer and decided to kill one of them.
[02:03:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes Sunset Shimmer an arch-villain, voiced by John Joseco, uses fedoras as secret weapon.
[02:03:12 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...Similar colour schemes and names beginning with S?
[02:03:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash : fire motifs too
[02:03:41 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Yep.
[02:03:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : arrogant if you've seen some of the later episodes
[02:04:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : but at least Spitfire has the decency to learn from mistakes
[02:04:19 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy realized Maud Pie is too much like Bloomberg and decided to kill one of them.
[02:04:22 06/09/14] CyberFlash : heheheheh
[02:04:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : amazing
[02:04:52 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Mike Vogel publicly announces that they will not attend BABS Con next year unless there are enough cease and desists to last their entire visit.
[02:05:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes Princess Celestia an arch-villain, voiced by Wild Fire, uses cease and desist as secret weapon.
[02:05:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahahahahaha
[02:05:45 06/09/14] @ Tayari : A little overdone, which is kinda weird really.
[02:05:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Merriwether Williams realized Princess Luna is too much like Sunset Shimmer and decided to kill one of them.
[02:06:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I don't even..
[02:06:29 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Former villains hit by the Orbital Friendship Cannon before a tearful Hell Realization.
[02:06:34 06/09/14] @ Tayari : *Heel.
[02:07:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ok what the heck
[02:07:07 06/09/14] @ Tayari : What?
[02:07:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Twitter planning to release special edition plushies with Dragon Dildos.
[02:07:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...
[02:08:03 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I mean, this was probably not intended to be able to become dirty, but here we are
[02:08:20 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Alex S.'s fan-fic about Lyra Heartstrings's adventures with bass cannons #1 on FimFiction.
[02:08:31 06/09/14] CyberFlash : nice
[02:08:35 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Merriwether Williams realized DJ PON-3 is too much like Rarity and decided to kill one of them.
[02:08:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : he discovered the secret.
[02:09:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Rarity and DJ PON-3 are the same pony!
[02:09:21 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Nah. DJ PON-3 is Twilight.
[02:09:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : no but think about the mane and coat colors
[02:09:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Twilight evolves into Rapidash.  And Shiny Rapidash has blue mane and whitish coat.
[02:10:00 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Therefore, Vinyl is Shiny Twilight.
[02:10:26 06/09/14] CyberFlash : they both have white coats
[02:10:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ...
[02:10:43 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I understand the Rarity idea, though.
[02:11:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Dave Polsky publicly announces that they will not attend BABS Con next year unless there are enough bits to last their entire visit.
[02:11:22 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Steffan Andrews publicly announces that they will not attend EquestriaLA next year unless there are enough Brony documentaries to last their entire visit.
[02:11:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Iron Will an arch-villain, voiced by DJ Tetsuo, uses Build-A-Bear plushies as secret weapon.
[02:12:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : who knew? Equestria Daily leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Fluttershy the Princess of shipfics.
[02:12:56 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Applejack an arch-villain, voiced by Dusty Katt, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:13:29 06/09/14] @ Tayari : "I ain't a background pony! Y'hear? And I'm gonna prove it! Lieutenant Scratch, activate the Cannons!"
[02:13:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[02:13:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahahahahaha that one is amazing
[02:14:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : we need to make collections of the ones which make perfect sense together
[02:14:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : BlackGryph0n's fan-fic about Princess Molestia's adventures with bass cannons #1 on FimFiction.
[02:14:35 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Flash Sentry stole rinachan's waifu and made Maud Pie cry.
[02:14:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Flash, how could you."
[02:15:20 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Waaait...
[02:15:27 06/09/14] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson pitched a show about Applejack's apple but MandoPony already wrote a fic about it.
[02:15:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash : so we have a background pony AJ turned villain using bass cannons, then Molestia comes along and has an "adventure" with them. What.
[02:16:21 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I don't need to add anything to that one. Or this one: Merriwether Williams realized Princess Cadence is too much like Shining Armor and decided to kill one of them.
[02:17:10 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Merriweather Williams makes Sunset Shimmer an arch-villain, voiced by Sethisto, uses shipfics as secret weapon.
[02:17:45 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Mane Six planning to release special edition shipfics with money.
[02:17:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : So the Mane Six are working with Sunset Shimmer. Who are the heroes?
[02:18:13 06/09/14] CyberFlash : lol
[02:18:16 06/09/14] CyberFlash : DerpyHoovesNews leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Lyra Heartstrings the Princess of f**ks.
[02:18:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash : not quite perfect but still funny
[02:18:40 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Yep.
[02:19:04 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Dave Polsky realized Sunset Shimmer is too much like Maud Pie and decided to kill one of them.
[02:19:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : wut.
[02:19:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Foalpapers commissions Wild Fire to make questionable art depicting OC made by H8_Seed in a compromising position with bass cannons.
[02:19:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Flash Sentry broke up with both of them, if we take earlier statements from the Generator as canon.
[02:19:35 06/09/14] @ Tayari : No, wait...
[02:19:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Eh.
[02:19:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Flash Sentry stole MandoPony's waifu and made Daring Do cry.
[02:20:10 06/09/14] CyberFlash : darnit Flash Sentry
[02:20:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson decided Lyra Heartstrings is a background pony from now on.
[02:20:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari : You wanna take this one?
[02:20:26 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Sweetie Belle an arch-villain, voiced by JanAnimations, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:20:34 06/09/14] CyberFlash : oh, sure
[02:20:42 06/09/14] CyberFlash : no S***
[02:20:53 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[02:21:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : my favorite part is that it's voiced by Jan
[02:21:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Everfree Network leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Lyra Heartstrings the Princess of cease and desists.
[02:21:56 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Sweetie Belle voiced by Jan, working with Applejack voiced by Dusty Katt...
[02:22:28 06/09/14] CyberFlash :
[02:23:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : darnit AJ, I know you're a villain, but stop stealing other ponies' weapons
[02:23:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Applejack an arch-villain, voiced by DJ Tetsuo, uses party cannon as secret weapon.
[02:24:36 06/09/14] CyberFlash : M. A. Larson publicly announces that they will not attend BABS Con next year unless there are enough shipfics to last their entire visit.
[02:24:38 06/09/14] @ Tayari : It's a full party-themed arsenal.
[02:24:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahaha yes it is
[02:25:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Scandal! David Tennant divorces Princess Luna as their waifu, Princess Celestia fans enraged.
[02:25:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari : "Commander Pinkie, fire your Cannons!"  "Hey, if we're both in charge of our own Cannons, how come she's a Commander and I'm a Lieutenant?"
[02:25:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : "because she's my frenemy!"
[02:27:00 06/09/14] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson pitched a show about Applejack's bass cannons but Eurobeat Brony already wrote a fic about it.
[02:27:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari : We are now Eurobeat Brony.
[02:27:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : lol
[02:27:19 06/09/14] CyberFlash : but you know what Pinkie would call AJ's rank?
[02:27:45 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Frieneral
[02:28:03 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[02:28:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Merriwether Williams realized Sunset Shimmer is too much like Applejack and decided to kill one of them.
[02:28:45 06/09/14] CyberFlash : both arch villains obviously
[02:28:56 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Indeed.
[02:28:56 06/09/14] CyberFlash : both want revenge on Twilight
[02:29:13 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Meghan McCarthy makes Doctor Whooves an arch-villain, voiced by imjoshdean, uses bits as secret weapon.
[02:29:21 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes Fluttershy an arch-villain, voiced by MLP Problems, uses party cannon as secret weapon.
[02:29:22 06/09/14] CyberFlash : oh gosh this would be terrible
[02:30:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Um, Applejack, sorry to bother you... but Pinkie and I are now in league. Separate from you."  "You weren't a fun enough Frieneral."  "So that's how it is?"
[02:30:27 06/09/14] CyberFlash : whoa intense
[02:30:31 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Foalpapers wrote a grimdark fic about Derpy Hooves turning Lyra Heartstrings into Build-A-Bear plushies.
[02:31:06 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Hasbro planning to release special edition shipfics with shipfics.
[02:31:37 06/09/14] @ Tayari : DerpyHoovesNews leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Bon Bon the Princess of party cannons.
[02:31:42 06/09/14] CyberFlash : lol
[02:32:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Braeburn an arch-villain, voiced by Wild Fire, uses Brony documentaries as secret weapon.
[02:32:28 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "You have defiled the true meaning of Party Cannons! I ascend now so that they may no longer be used as a weapon of your rage, but rather of happiness!"  "But I was having fun with those!"
[02:34:15 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...Okay, this one's not exactly safe but it's way too perfect to pass.
[02:34:22 06/09/14] CyberFlash : we totally need to make this into an actual fanfiction now
[02:34:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari : BlackGryph0n's fan-fic about Young and Hot Granny Smith's adventures with f**ks #1 on FimFiction.
[02:34:41 06/09/14] CyberFlash : *jaw drops*
[02:35:16 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I'm sorry. Slightly.
[02:35:22 06/09/14] CyberFlash : O.M.C
[02:35:24 06/09/14] CyberFlash : .
[02:36:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Lyra Heartstrings an arch-villain, voiced by Alex S., uses beer cozy as secret weapon.
[02:36:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : almost got it right
[02:36:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes DJ PON-3 an arch-villain, voiced by Alex S., uses party cannon as secret weapon.
[02:36:53 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Bow before me!"  "Lyra?"  "I'm a hero. Why are you a villain?"
[02:38:37 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Lieutenant, I'm promoting you to Co-General! You've been a more faithful ally than Ex-Commander Pie... and with your new rank, here's the Ex-Commander's Party Cannons."
[02:38:43 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "WOO!"
[02:38:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : M. A. Larson pitched a show about Pinkie Pie's cease and desist but Foalpapers already wrote a fic about it.
[02:39:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Dave Polsky realized Sunset Shimmer is too much like Discord and decided to kill one of them.
[02:41:12 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Glad I stole these as well"
[02:41:15 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Applejack an arch-villain, voiced by Wild Fire, uses cupcakes as secret weapon.
[02:42:14 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "I just don't know what went wrong!"
[02:42:18 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Dinky Hooves an arch-villain, voiced by MandoPony, uses microwave as secret weapon.
[02:43:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Applejack! I mean, Frieneral Jack! I'm not allowed to be a villain again yet, buuut... I can sell you Sugarcube Corner cupcakes. Magic ones."  "Thanks! This'll be great for my troops."  "You have troops?"
[02:43:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I'm pretty sure this carries a joke somewhere
[02:43:55 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Steffan Andrews publicly announces that they will not attend EquestriaLA next year unless there are enough f**ks to last their entire visit.
[02:45:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ok what do you have to do to have this happen?
[02:46:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Obama banned from BronyCon, reports Everfree Network.
[02:47:16 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I have like an entire page just devoted to this great fanfiction idea we've been developing
[02:47:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : holy crap one that makes sense
[02:47:57 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes Princess Celestia an arch-villain, voiced by MandoPony, uses zombies as secret weapon.
[02:48:27 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Of course I'm a necromancer! How else would I live this long?"
[02:48:34 06/09/14] CyberFlash : gosh darnit!
[02:48:36 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Mane Six planning to release special edition Dragon Dildos with zombies.
[02:48:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash : it was secretly Molestia all along
[02:49:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "So I'm not immortal?"
[02:50:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes Bon Bon an arch-villain, voiced by The Living Tombstone, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:50:50 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Rainbow Dash an arch-villain, voiced by Wild Fire, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:51:18 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Oh come on! How come all the good ideas get taken so fast!"
[02:51:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "I can't take it anymore!"  "Lyra, I'm joining you!"  "Yes! Check it out, I even got some of Applejack and Vinyl's Bass Cannons!"
[02:52:27 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "You guys have Bass Cannons too!? Urgh... well I'm not giving up to Applejack by joining her. Lyra, Bon Bon, we're a team now."
[02:53:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : H8_Seed's fan-fic about Princess Trollestia's adventures with spaghetti #1 on FimFiction.
[02:53:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  (On a dark throne) "How can we trust you? Are you a spy?"  "No! Don't take my lines!"
[02:53:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : oh so close
[02:55:12 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy realized Applejack is too much like Bon Bon and decided to kill one of them.
[02:55:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[02:55:50 06/09/14] CyberFlash : how does this keep happening?!? It's amazing!
[02:56:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I'm honestly going to post this as a funny chat moment thread
[02:56:43 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "All I wanted... was to be called... a main character."     "What have we done!?"
[02:57:27 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Everfree Network leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Sunset Shimmer the Princess of zombies.
[02:57:45 06/09/14] CyberFlash : sorry Celestia looke your reign is over
[02:57:50 06/09/14] CyberFlash : *looks
[02:59:17 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Oh dear... I was hoping Twilight removed you as a threat in the other world." [Missing Emote] "You could never stop me. Whatever lies you fed her, you couldn't use her to evade your fate. Your zombies will hurt ponies no longer!"
[02:59:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Hasbro releasing special edition money with bits
[03:00:02 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Missing Emote] "...Lucky for me I'm Sunset Shimmer or I would've just screwed Equestria out of the movement of the sun."
[03:00:10 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Maud Pie an arch-villain, voiced by H8_Seed, uses PS2 as secret weapon.
[03:01:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash : can't blame this one on poor quality control
[03:01:42 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "You killed a pony who was a friend to me and my sister. Now you shall pay the price."    "We didn't mean to! Please!"
[03:01:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Hasbro planning to release special edition f**ks with plushies.
[03:02:18 06/09/14] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson realized Derpy Hooves is too much like Sunset Shimmer and decided to kill one of them.
[03:02:52 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Missing Emote] "My reign ended so soon? Oh... farewell, world. At least I helped you in life..."  "I just don't know what went wrong."
[03:03:53 06/09/14] @ Tayari : The Living Tombstone quits the fandom over tweets from Mic The Microphone.
[03:03:57 06/09/14] CyberFlash : This is why: Meghan McCarthy publicly announces that they will not attend EquestriaLA next year unless there are enough zombies to last their entire visit.
[03:03:59 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Well, there goes TwentyTen.
[03:04:30 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Well done, Flash.
[03:04:47 06/09/14] CyberFlash : thanks
[03:04:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash : M. A. Larson realized Zecora is too much like Twilight Sparkle and decided to kill one of them.
[03:05:17 06/09/14] CyberFlash : because she has ultimate zebra stripy magics
[03:05:26 06/09/14] CyberFlash : like twilight has all the alicorn magics
[03:05:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : DeviantART leaks season finale twist: Dave Polsky makes Rarity the Princess of Dragon Dildos.
[03:06:17 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I'm so sorry....
[03:06:34 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Josh Haber makes Octavia an arch-villain, voiced by Eurobeat Brony, uses apples as secret weapon.
[03:07:20 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Down with the... oh did I get here too late?"
[03:07:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Maud, this isn't the way. And if I must take up the mantle of the one you seek to avenge so you may learn that... so be it."
[03:08:17 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Meghan McCarthy pitched a show about Ms. Harshwhinny's f**ks but Eurobeat Brony already wrote a fic about it.
[03:08:27 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "No, you are mistaken. She would never want to be succeeded by a background pony."
[03:09:16 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hi HIjinks
[03:09:16 06/09/14] Hijinks : oooooh. They are shooting non-lethal arrows
[03:09:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "NOO! Sisters, please don't!"
[03:09:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Welcome back, Jinks.
[03:10:31 06/09/14] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson realized Tom is too much like Applebloom and decided to kill one of them.
[03:11:00 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Hey, Mister! Miss Octavia wanted me to ask you, wanna buy some a-"
[03:11:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Weird Al's fan-fic about Applebloom's adventures with zombies #1 on FimFiction.
[03:11:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "darnit Celestia! What did we say about raising family members?"
[03:12:06 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Sure I'm dead, but Princess Shimmer made sure zombies like me were treated well."
[03:12:52 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Hey, Zombie-ponies! Can ya help me get my cutie mark in zombieness?"
[03:13:41 06/09/14] CyberFlash : This holiday season, get your cutie mark in death
[03:13:44 06/09/14] @ Tayari : "Yes."
SPOILER:
[03:14:15 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Josh Haber pitched a show about Cheerilee's zombies but Baasik already wrote a fic about it.
[03:14:30 06/09/14] CyberFlash : and now we know who's that is
[03:15:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash : and who is behind it
[03:15:41 06/09/14] CyberFlash : M. A. Larson publicly announces that they will not attend Bashscript next year unless there are enough zombies to last their entire visit.
[03:15:44 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Cheerilee] "Now Applebloom, please try to control yourself when getting your zombie cutie mark."  "Okay, Miss Cheerilee." [Cheerilee] "That goes for your friends too."
[03:16:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Lauren Faust realized DJ PON-3 is too much like Applebloom and decided to kill one of them.
[03:17:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Josh Haber realized Dinky Hooves is too much like Dinky Hooves and decided to kill one of them.
[03:17:48 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Steffan Andrews publicly announces that they will not attend Bashscript next year unless there are enough zombies to last their entire visit.
[03:17:57 06/09/14] CyberFlash : looks like it is more than one lol
[03:18:16 06/09/14] Hijinks :
[03:18:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "I feel perfectly fine!"  "Hurk... I just died again."  "Can you do that? Can you die twice?"  "Apparently!"
[03:18:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Josh Haber makes Rarity an arch-villain, voiced by Silly Filly Studios, uses shipfics as secret weapon.
[03:18:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Don't you dare drag my Sweetie into this!"
[03:19:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Dinky] "Aww, my clone died!"  "Join the club."
[03:20:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : are you referencing the story I think you're referencing?
[03:21:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Cheerilee an arch-villain, voiced by BVids, uses bass cannon as secret weapon.
[03:21:15 06/09/14] @ Tayari : ...I'm referencing the earlier gag where Scootaloo was too much like Scootaloo and someone decided to kill one of them. And then I said 'clones'.
[03:21:18 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Eurobeat Brony's fan-fic about Cheerilee's adventures with PS2's #1 on FimFiction.
[03:22:41 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Because there is this one fanfiction which is called 'Scotaloo Dies a Bunch' or something like that
[03:23:01 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Basically they make Scootaloo into Kenny from South Park
[03:23:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Cheerilee] I had to go looking into Applebloom's first death! Now this pony is trying to kill me with consoles! Good thing I found Applebloom's sisters' cannons..."
[03:23:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Everfree Network reports Josh Dean has decided to join the zombies fandom.
[03:23:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : guess he's been reading us
[03:23:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Cheerilee] "...Oh dear. More property damage than I was hoping for..."
[03:24:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : I might have heard of that fic... I've also read a similar one where Rainbow Dash dies repeatedly.
[03:25:07 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Twitter planning to release special edition cupcakes with Cupcakes.
[03:25:12 06/09/14] CyberFlash : think of this one carefully
[03:25:43 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Lauren Faust pitched a show about Shining Armor's signed copy of Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder but d.notive already wrote a fic about it.
[03:25:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari : 
[03:26:51 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  SilverSlinger commissions Wild Fire to make questionable art depicting OC made by MrPoniator in a compromising position with mayonnaise.
[03:27:30 06/09/14] Hijinks :
[03:27:32 06/09/14] CyberFlash : oh gosh this went just terribly wrong XD
[03:27:36 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Snapai and pixelkitties forget to draw Rarity's horn on EverfreeNW's con book cover, instead drew f**ks.
[03:28:15 06/09/14] @ Tayari :
[03:28:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Steve Holt! commissions Steve Holt! to make questionable art depicting OC made by Alex S. in a compromising position with party cannons.
[03:29:09 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Steve Holt! cloned himself too.
[03:29:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : hahahahahahaha
[03:29:12 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Hey, Lance.
[03:29:19 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Hello Scint
[03:29:23 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Tumblr leaks Alex S.'s Flim Flam shipfic, cupcakes and zombies now banned from conventions.
[03:29:31 06/09/14] Scintillance : Flashie's laughing O.O
[03:29:37 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Darnit Alex S. Getting us banned.
[03:29:40 06/09/14] Scintillance : Flashie's... laughing O.O
[03:29:50 06/09/14] Scintillance : Jinks what did you do O.O
[03:30:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : she did absolutely nothing
[03:30:15 06/09/14] CyberFlash : read the archives if you want to know
[03:30:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : ALL the archives
[03:30:37 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Alex S. also just stopped conventions from getting a lot of guests.
[03:30:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : but wait, what do you mean by that?
[03:30:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Equestria Daily leaks season finale twist: Meghan McCarthy makes Maud Pie the Princess of zombies.
[03:30:53 06/09/14] Hijinks : Banana
[03:31:18 06/09/14] CyberFlash : but Sunset was already princess of zombies
[03:31:24 06/09/14] @ Tayari : What? There were the things about people who wouldn't go to conventions unless they had enough zombies to last the whole time. And now that's impossible, because zombies were banned.
[03:31:32 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Sunset died, remember?
[03:31:41 06/09/14] CyberFlash : oh sorry
[03:31:42 06/09/14] CyberFlash : right
[03:31:59 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Why are you sorry?
[03:32:07 06/09/14] Scintillance : I don't have that kind of time
[03:32:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : well that's ok. I'll put it as a funny chat moment post
[03:32:47 06/09/14] CyberFlash : but really, do I seem that humorless to you?
[03:33:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Kryptonlogic commissions Snapai to make questionable art depicting OC made by CapperGeneral in a compromising position with spoilers.
[03:33:14 06/09/14] Scintillance : very often yes
[03:33:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash : how so?
[03:34:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Flutterguy an arch-villain, voiced by Steve Holt!, uses beer cozy as secret weapon.
[03:34:29 06/09/14] CyberFlash : LeekFish creates website generating fake cider fandom drama, creates actual drama.
[03:34:37 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Beatrice!"
[03:34:41 06/09/14] Scintillance : I just don't understand what you guys are doing. also, you were pretty deadpanned serious about me not calling you "Flashie."
[03:35:07 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I.. was?
[03:35:20 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I just take it for granted now
[03:35:20 06/09/14] @ Tayari : There's a Pony Drama Generator and we're using it to find funny phrases.
[03:35:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Bon Bon automatically becomes all-powerful when written by Amy Keating Rogers.
[03:36:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "I was already a Princess! How much more powerful can I get? ...Oh, that's how much."
[03:36:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Spike an arch-villain, voiced by pixelkitties, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[03:37:06 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Now it's my turn to have all the fun"
[03:38:13 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Ha! The world has so many bass cannons now, I love it!"  "Speak for yourself..."
[03:38:17 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Josh Haber caught stealing cease and desists at BronyCon, reports Tumblr.
[03:39:00 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Love and Tolerate used in a new song by Steffan Andrews about bass cannons, Josh Dean sighs.
[03:39:17 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Love and tolerate the cannon, Tavi! Love and tolerate!"
[03:39:37 06/09/14] * CyberFlash boops Scint "but really, even if I did say that, it was probably intended to be deadpan snarker"
[03:40:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Tumblr leaks season finale twist: Lauren Faust makes Applejack the Princess of cupcakes.
[03:40:07 06/09/14] * Hijinks licks Lance
[03:40:07 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Love and Tolerate used in a new song by Mic The Microphone about bass cannons, SMOR3S sighs.
[03:40:24 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Wait, isn't she dead though?"
[03:40:29 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "You go, sis! Princess Appleja-"  "Hand on, what?"
[03:41:07 06/09/14] CyberFlash : d.notive commissions Steve Holt! to make questionable art depicting OC made by pixelkitties in a compromising position with microwaves.
[03:41:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Half the Apple family at Sweet Apple Acres is now zombies..."  "A little more'n that, AJ..."  "Well then."
[03:42:10 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Sweetie Belle an arch-villain, voiced by Silva Hound, uses apple as secret weapon.
[03:42:21 06/09/14] * Scintillance splodes
[03:42:51 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Hey, Rarity, are you still a villain too? I'm gonna join you!"  "Er..."
[03:43:40 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Meghan McCarthy makes Nurse Redheart an arch-villain, voiced by Dusty Katt, uses body pillow as secret weapon.
[03:44:21 06/09/14] @ Tayari :      "...Points for originality."
[03:45:36 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Woops, used Dash twice.
[03:46:12 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Scootaloo an arch-villain, voiced by Eurobeat Brony, uses con badge as secret weapon.
[03:46:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VILLAINS YAY!"
[03:47:09 06/09/14] CyberFlash : FlutterCliff commissions Heather Breckel to make questionable art depicting OC made by Purple Tinker in a compromising position with Lyra Plushies.
[03:47:12 06/09/14] Hijinks :
[03:47:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Sweetie Belle automatically becomes all-powerful when written by Lauren Faust.
[03:48:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "Yay! [Missing emote] "...Aww still no cutie mark?"
[03:49:32 06/09/14] CyberFlash : DerpyHoovesNews leaks Weird Al's Flim Flam shipfic, Build-A-Bear plushies and con badges now banned from conventions.
[03:49:38 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Diamond Tiara] "Hmph. Even all the power in the world can't give you your cutie mark, blank flank." [Silver Spoon] "...Diamond, you ever hear the phrase 'bullying a dragon'?"
[03:50:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Dusty Katt subtweets about PK, pixelkitties subtweets about subtweeting.
[03:52:46 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Amy Keating Rogers realized Spitfire is too much like Gilda and decided to kill one of them.
[03:53:04 06/09/14] CyberFlash : holy crap, the full file of this is over 22 pages
[03:53:35 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Love and Tolerate used in a new song by Steffan Andrews about spoilers, DJ Tetsuo sighs.
[03:53:36 06/09/14] Hijinks : nyah
[03:53:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "No! No to both of you! I thought you two might be my friends, but-"  "Woah. Goodbye, Gilda."
[03:54:39 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Lauren Faust decided Shining Armor is a background pony from now on.
[03:54:54 06/09/14] CyberFlash : EverfreeNW invited Meghan McCarthy, but ran out of f**ks and had to cancel.
[03:55:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Charlotte Fullerton makes Bon Bon an arch-villain, voiced by Kryptonlogic, uses f**ks as secret weapon.
[03:56:01 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "I'm done with this nonsense. I'm out."
[03:56:48 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "That's why you don't use your secret weapon all at once, so you don't run out of it like that."
[03:57:04 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Meghan McCarthy makes Princess Luna an arch-villain, voiced by Baasik, uses videogame as secret weapon.
[03:57:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Gamer Nightmare Moon?
[03:57:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "The fun has been doubled!"
[03:57:54 06/09/14] @ Tayari : That works too.
[03:59:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Charlotte Fullerton makes Bon Bon an arch-villain, voiced by Kryptonlogic, uses cider as secret weapon.
[04:00:00 06/09/14] CyberFlash : and now she's drinking away her sorrows. Wow.
[04:00:47 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Cider?"
[04:01:03 06/09/14] CyberFlash : wow, they really are out of ideas
[04:01:06 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Meghan McCarthy makes Queen Chrysalis an arch-villain, voiced by Purple Tinker, uses con badge as secret weapon.
[04:01:12 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "I guess the alliance is back on?"   "Yes!"
[04:01:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy decided Sassaflash is a background pony from now on.
[04:01:53 06/09/14] @ Tayari : No s***.
[04:02:15 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Screwball and Tarby now officially dating, Screwball angry because that was their waifu.
[04:03:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Merriweather Williams's fanfiction about Spike's adventures with fainting couches #1 on FimFiction
[04:03:50 06/09/14] CyberFlash : wait what?
[04:04:20 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Vinyl Scratch an arch-villain, voiced by d.notive, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[04:05:02 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "I've decided you are all using these all wrong. Now tremble before me! Tremble before the true might of the properly-used Bass Cannons!"
[04:05:20 06/09/14] CyberFlash : finally
[04:06:05 06/09/14] CyberFlash : now that it is at a decent stopping point, I really must go to bed
[04:06:11 06/09/14] CyberFlash : It's 3 AM here
[04:06:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari : G'night, Flash.

[04:06:32 06/09/14] CyberFlash : I'll post this up first though

And the quasi-fanfic thus developed by itself:


[02:12:56] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Applejack an arch-villain, voiced by Dusty Katt, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:13:29] @ Tayari : "I ain't a background pony! Y'hear? And I'm gonna prove it! Lieutenant Scratch, activate the Cannons!"
Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Applejack an arch-villain, voiced by DJ Tetsuo, uses party cannon as secret weapon.
[02:27:00] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson pitched a show about Applejack's bass cannons but Eurobeat Brony already wrote a fic about it.
[02:28:26] @ Tayari : Merriwether Williams realized Sunset Shimmer is too much like Applejack and decided to kill one of them.
[02:30:25] @ Tayari :  Fluttershy: "Um, Applejack, sorry to bother you... but Pinkie and I are now in league. Separate from you." Pinkie: "You weren't a fun enough Frieneral." AJ: "So that's how it is?"
[02:31:37] @ Tayari : DerpyHoovesNews leaks season finale twist: M. A. Larson makes Bon Bon the Princess of party cannons.
[02:32:28] @ Tayari : Bonbon: "You have defiled the true meaning of Party Cannons! I ascend now so that they may no longer be used as a weapon of your rage, but rather of happiness!" Pinkie: "But I was having fun with those!"
[02:38:37] @ Tayari : AJ: "Lieutenant, I'm promoting you to Co-General! You've been a more faithful ally than Ex-Commander Pie... and with your new rank, here's the Ex-Commander's Party Cannons."
[02:38:43] @ Tayari :  DJ PON-3: "WOO!"
Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Applejack an arch-villain, voiced by Wild Fire, uses cupcakes as secret weapon.
[02:41:12] CyberFlash :  "Glad I stole these as well"
[02:43:50 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  "Applejack! I mean, Frieneral Jack! I'm not allowed to be a villain again yet, buuut... I can sell you Sugarcube Corner cupcakes. Magic ones."  "Thanks! This'll be great for my troops."  "You have troops?"
[02:50:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Merriwether Williams makes Bon Bon an arch-villain, voiced by The Living Tombstone, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:50:50 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, M. A. Larson makes Rainbow Dash an arch-villain, voiced by Wild Fire, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[02:51:18 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  RD: "Oh come on! How come all the good ideas get taken so fast!"
[02:51:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Bonbon: "I can't take it anymore!"  "Lyra, I'm joining you!" Lyra: "Yes! Check it out, I even got some of Applejack and Vinyl's Bass Cannons!"
[02:52:27 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  RD: "You guys have Bass Cannons too!? Urgh... well I'm not giving up to Applejack by joining her. Lyra, Bon Bon, we're a team now."
[02:53:57 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Lyra: (On a dark throne) "How can we trust you? Are you a spy?" RD: "No! Don't take my lines!"
[02:55:12 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Meghan McCarthy realized Applejack is too much like Bon Bon and decided to kill one of them.
[02:56:43 06/09/14] @ Tayari : AJ: "All I wanted... was to be called... a main character." AJ dies, everypony else: "What have we done!?"
[03:00:10 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Maud Pie an arch-villain, voiced by H8_Seed, uses PS2 as secret weapon.
[03:01:42 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Maud: "You killed a pony who was a friend to me and my sister. Now you shall pay the price."  Everypony else:  "We didn't mean to! Please!"
[03:06:34 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Josh Haber makes Octavia an arch-villain, voiced by Eurobeat Brony, uses apples as secret weapon.
[03:07:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Octavia: "Maud, this isn't the way. And if I must take up the mantle of the one you seek to avenge so you may learn that... so be it."
[03:08:27 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Maud: "No, you are mistaken. She would never want to be succeeded by a background pony."
[03:09:19 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Pinkie: "NOO! Sisters, please don't!"
[03:10:31 06/09/14] @ Tayari : M. A. Larson realized Tom is too much like Applebloom and decided to kill one of them.
[03:11:00 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Applebloom: "Hey, Mister! Miss Octavia wanted me to ask you, wanna buy some a-" *splat*
[03:11:08 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Weird Al's fan-fic about Applebloom's adventures with zombies #1 on FimFiction.
[03:11:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash : AJ: "darnit Celestia! What did we say about raising family members?"
[03:12:06 06/09/14] @ Tayari : AB: "Sure I'm dead, but Princess Shimmer made sure zombies like me were treated well."
[03:12:52 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  AB:"Hey, Zombie-ponies! Can ya help me get my cutie mark in zombieness?"
Zombie: “Yes”
Josh Haber pitched a show about Cheerilee's zombies but Baasik already wrote a fic about it.
M. A. Larson publicly announces that they will not attend Bashscript next year unless there are enough zombies to last their entire visit.
[03:15:44 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Cheerilee] "Now Applebloom, please try to control yourself when getting your zombie cutie mark." AB: "Okay, Miss Cheerilee." [Cheerilee] "That goes for your friends too."
[03:18:25 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  DJ: "I feel perfectly fine!" AB: "Hurk... I just died again." Spike: "Can you do that? Can you die twice?" AB: "Apparently!"
[03:18:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Josh Haber makes Rarity an arch-villain, voiced by Silly Filly Studios, uses shipfics as secret weapon.
[03:18:58 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  Rarity: "Don't you dare drag my Sweetie into this!"
[03:19:05 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Dinky] "Aww, my clone died!" Scootaloo "Join the club."
[03:23:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Cheerilee] I had to go looking into Applebloom's first death! Now this pony is trying to kill me with consoles! Good thing I found Applebloom's sisters' cannons..."
[03:23:58 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Cheerilee] "...Oh dear. More property damage than I was hoping for..."
[03:35:49 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Bon Bon automatically becomes all-powerful when written by Amy Keating Rogers.
[03:36:26 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Bonbon: "I was already a Princess! How much more powerful can I get? ...Oh, that's how much."
[03:36:53 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Spike an arch-villain, voiced by pixelkitties, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.
[03:37:06 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Spike: "Now it's my turn to have all the fun"
[03:38:13 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  DJ: "Ha! The world has so many bass cannons now, I love it!" Octavia: "Speak for yourself..."
[03:39:00 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Love and Tolerate used in a new song by Steffan Andrews about bass cannons, Josh Dean sighs.
[03:39:17 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  DJ: "Love and tolerate the cannon, Tavi! Love and tolerate!"
[03:40:02 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Tumblr leaks season finale twist: Lauren Faust makes Applejack the Princess of cupcakes.
[03:40:07 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Love and Tolerate used in a new song by Mic The Microphone about bass cannons, SMOR3S sighs.
[03:40:24 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Daring: "Wait, isn't she dead though?"
[03:40:29 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  AB: "You go, sis! Princess Appleja-"  "Hand on, what?"
 [03:41:22 06/09/14] @ Tayari : AJ: "Half the Apple family at Sweet Apple Acres is now zombies..." Big Mac: "A little more'n that, AJ..." AJ: "Well then."
[03:42:10 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Sweetie Belle an arch-villain, voiced by Silva Hound, uses apple as secret weapon.
[03:42:21 06/09/14] * Scintillance splodes
[03:42:51 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Sweetie: "Hey, Rarity, are you still a villain too? I'm gonna join you!"  Rarity: "Er..."
[03:43:40 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Meghan McCarthy makes Nurse Redheart an arch-villain, voiced by Dusty Katt, uses body pillow as secret weapon.
[03:44:21 06/09/14] @ Tayari :  Everypony: "...Points for originality."
[03:46:12 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Dave Polsky makes Scootaloo an arch-villain, voiced by Eurobeat Brony, uses con badge as secret weapon.
[03:46:40 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VILLAINS YAY!"
[03:47:59 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Sweetie Belle automatically becomes all-powerful when written by Lauren Faust.
[03:48:38 06/09/14] CyberFlash :  Sweetie: "Yay! [Missing emote] "...Aww still no cutie mark?"
[03:49:38 06/09/14] @ Tayari : [Diamond Tiara] "Hmph. Even all the power in the world can't give you your cutie mark, blank flank." [Silver Spoon] "...Diamond, you ever hear the phrase 'bullying a dragon'?"
[03:55:46 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Charlotte Fullerton makes Bon Bon an arch-villain, voiced by Kryptonlogic, uses f**ks as secret weapon.
[03:56:01 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Bonbon: "I'm done with this nonsense. I'm out."
[03:56:48 06/09/14] @ Tayari : AJ: "That's why you don't use your secret weapon all at once, so you don't run out of it like that."
[03:57:04 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Meghan McCarthy makes Princess Luna an arch-villain, voiced by Baasik, uses videogame as secret weapon.
[03:57:23 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Gamer Nightmare Moon?
[03:57:25 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Luna: "The fun has been doubled!"
[03:57:54 06/09/14] @ Tayari : That works too.
[03:59:49 06/09/14] CyberFlash : Out of ideas, Charlotte Fullerton makes Bon Bon an arch-villain, voiced by Kryptonlogic, uses cider as secret weapon.
[04:00:00 06/09/14] CyberFlash : and now she's drinking away her sorrows. Wow.
[04:00:47 06/09/14] @ Tayari : RD: "Cider?"
[04:01:12 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Bonbon: "I guess the alliance is back on?" RD and Lyra: "Yes!"
[04:04:20 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Out of ideas, Lauren Faust makes Vinyl Scratch an arch-villain, voiced by d.notive, uses bass cannons as secret weapon.

[04:05:02 06/09/14] @ Tayari : Vinyl: "I've decided you are all using these all wrong. Now tremble before me! Tremble before the true might of the properly-used Bass Cannons!"